Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Funny quotes

Colton:  Dear God, Please tell my mom and dad they are the bad guys, and I am the good guy.  Amen.

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At Springdale Farms after looking at a 600+lb hog laying in his pen.
Colton:  Mom, what is that thing on the his bummer that looks like an anklosaurus' tail?
Mom (whispering):  Those are his testicles, honey.

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